One member at our work decided to organise a Christmas in July last week (on Friday). So in honour of that I decided to dedicate last weeks time sheet poem to a carol parody instead. This is a parody of “Jingle Bells” … so best reading (singing) it in tune with Jingle Bells. Enjoy!
Pushing through the week
On a fit ball in tow.
O’er the curses our physique;
Others laughing at the show.
Beer bottles will be a ring-in’
Oh! What fun it is to be drink-in’
Timesheets call, timesheets call
Their call to be heard today.
Oh! What fun they are;
In before opening the bar.